A dear friend sent this email to me. I thought I’d share the wisdom of looking at life differently.
I don’t know whom to credit for this message, but I do wish to thank them for sharing their creativity.

I want to live my life backwards.  You start out dead and get that out of the way.  Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.  You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension and then, when you start work, you get a gold watch or have a party on your first day.

You work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.  You drink, you party, you’re generally promiscuous and you get ready for high school.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play and you have no responsibilities.  You become a baby, and then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions, central heating, room service on tap, lighter every day, till finally….you finish off as an orgasm.